Since Colorado voted to legalize marijuana for recreational use in January, that vote has created more then 20 white marijuana millionaires who the Government has allowed to store their millions in U.S. Banks.
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[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
southern accents on white people scare me, I feel like I’m one word away from being murdered
yes! and by contrast southern accents on Black people make me go 😍😍😍😍
amen to both statements
i got a weird accent cause i’m a military kid. so it’s like half philly/half new orleans accent mixed with my voice. people like it tho
Black Weirdo Party; Seattle
Aziz nails it.
Horny banana !
This is why I love Aziz
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.